The Jazzy Boys

When the world was in darkness, and darkness was ignorance, along came Ra.

In the aftermath of Sun Ra's great and powerful being was born into this dimensional plane, Danny Devito. In the light of Sun Ra, Danny created many worlds and creatures. The world was full of unique beasts who made this plain their own. However, poor ol' Danny was one lonely boy, so from his hairline, he crafted his eternal companion, Keanu Reeves. At first, there was peace between the two deities, but it was not long before they got bored. Like really bored. Like holy shit, it was so fucking boring, you. don't. even. know. So they split the universe in two and engaged in an epic war. Planets were lost. Beyond trillions of species went extent. The cosmic flux was out of wack. The aftermath left the universe with (amount of confirmed planets), and the to gods became cardboard cutouts, and they fell to Earth, where they lay in a deep sleep for thousands of years...

Then a bunch of weirdo college kids became friends or whatever. One of them inherited the carboard forms of the gods and they blessed the gathering location of the kids. From their radiance, they became gods in their own right and formed a true alliance. A coalition of wacky wigglers. A gathering of Giggy Gobblers. A couple of cluckers of the same feather. The Jazzy Boys!

(and associates).