Erica

"'Get that corn out of my face!' - Erica being frustrated with the corn in her face and wanting it out of her face"

Appearance
Sometimes she looks like Gina from Brooklyn 99, sometimes she looks like a lesbian, despite not being one.

Personality
WHELL, isn't she just great, HMMMM!?

She's pretty goood, she's pretty fuuuun, she's pretty....uhhhh some other nice third thing!

Is basically a dad combined with a mom, but not in a sexual way. Very powerful woman.

Biography
Some say she comes from where all horse girls (which I must remind you is only alleged) come from. Some say she comes from the squirrels. I say she's a time-traveling fetus, and comes from squirrels.

While she may be a bunch of squirrels in a human suit, in a lizard suit, in another human suit, she's just a country girl trying to make do. She came to the Godforsaken Frozen Hell because she sensed Hannah, as they are spirit bonded, and they formed a mixture that was pretty ugly, and didn't help with certain comments that came along with her flannels and boots.

One day, however, she will return to her original timeline, where she will instill the joy of dance in the people, and take over that timeline, becoming the most powerful woman.

Strengths

 * Dad music
 * Hockey boys
 * Recognizing bullshit
 * KINGS!
 * Female Empowerment
 * Knows Chuck
 * Dancing
 * Rats
 * Just Witchy Things
 * Doesn't even need it
 * Getting corn out of her face
 * Hannah Protection
 * Mixture
 * Shared Jazzy Boy habits and phrases
 * Diddy Kong!
 * Plant
 * Dr. Worm

Weakness

 * MEN! (in the context of Shoop)
 * Rats
 * Corn in face
 * Being called a horsegirl
 * Weird teachers and bad class schedules
 * Jon Hamm
 * Mishearing the lyrics to Peg
 * Dr. Worm (because it's a fucking awful song)

Special Ability
Spanish

Trivia

 * She speaks Spanish and has visited Spain, you know, like a cool person.
 * Probably doesn't understand why I am labeling her as a time-traveling fetus. (I don't know either)
 * SLAP SLAP SLAP, goes Erica's feet. SLAP SLAP SLAP, to the sound of the beat.