Reginald

L-Listen, listen here bruh. Stay away from this guy bruh. You think "oh my, he's just a cute lil' sloth, ain't that neeeeat!?" NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! REGINALD IS A DEVIANT. Let's put aside his numerous sexual assault allegations, his drug running, his juicing up of race horses (which got him "unjustly" cancelled), and his odd friendship with Bill Gates. Let's ignore all of that and focus on this: Reginald's connection to The Abyss. """"""Rumor"""""" has it that Reginald has made a contract with some interdimensional beings ones that exist between reality and fantasy. Reginald once used their power to absorb The Blood of the Sun, and nearly became an Abyssal himself. Luckily, Jared (you don't know him), didn't like his vibe, and forced his being into the shape of a stuffed animal. Well that's nice, oh my, pretty cool right? Um, wrong, you dumb wiener. That tiny form still holds godlike power. If someone where to use that power, or worse, if Reginald is unleashed, well....I mean it would probably suck. I dunno man, I'm a Loremaster, not a future teller. Maybe he'll just forget about it and I dunno, make people cookies or something. You know, I remember this old Richard Scarry book that featured cookies. I don't remember anything else about it, just that everytime I read it, I would want cookies. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, Reginald. What a rootin', tootin' cowboy. A real swell guy, wouldn't harm a fly. He's a good stuffed sloth, a great actor, a stuffed sloth, a fantastic friend, a humanitarian, a stuffed sloth, a stuffed sloth, a stuffed sloth, a stuffed sloth, a stuffed sloth, he's a stuffed sloth. Yo, that's based.