Karle

"'WHOOPIE, YAY!' - Karle being uber excited for physical contact"

Appearance
Am I allowed to divulge this information?

A female Bob Ross, but lacking all of the male qualities, and some others. So not really like Bob Ross, but close enough.

Personality
Oh boy!

Such a kind, fun woman. She will be very nice and full of joy, unless you be dealing that dumbass buuuuullshit, then she will say "no, no."

Biography
Soup births many things, one could say that soup births all. Certainly it can be said that souped birthed Karle. Out of the soup she crawled out, to make friends, be happy, and do art. And oh boy does she!

She walked 500 miles, and she walked 500 more, fighting Mongols and raiders, zombies and space invaders, looking for a place that would appreciate her work and sensibilities.

Sensing how awful it was, she came to the Godforsaken Frozen Hell in order to bring joy to the sad boys. That is when she met the Jazzy Boys and brought them the knowledge and art of dance. Oh did they dance, and dance, and dance! But that is not all she brought with her, she also brought with her Christopher the Fishtopher, who is the pope. His power offers a radiance that some might say rivals the two ancient ones. Very powerful indeed.

Now she is on an important mission, to make a piggy bank that looks like a kinky turtle. Because we all know, that is the greatest thing ever.

Strengths

 * The Most Friendly
 * Makes amazing art
 * DANCE!
 * Very wise
 * Bob Ross tendencies
 * Good sweaters
 * Master of Puppetry
 * POOOOOOOOOOONY.....POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
 * Shared Jazzy Boy habits and phrases
 * Awww Shucks!
 * Christopher the Fishtopher's everlasting pope power
 * Brexit (not the British political movement and event, but breakfast)
 * Micah

Weaknesses

 * Janitor's arguing about whether or not they have the room for Film Club
 * A hidden gnome?
 * Kinky Turtles
 * People who drop things in the kitchen
 * Extra clamor from fallen cups
 * Crying babies

Special Ability
Puppetry

Trivia

 * Is not actually called The Dark One, I just couldn't think of a better alias, and that one made me go hee hee!
 * Known to gasp and then either smile, be disgusted by or wistfully ponder "....why?" at weird shit
 * Can make a water drop sound that is very accurate